Tuesday, 24 June 2014

The Meaning of LiFIFA Part 2 - An Update

Following the events of this evening's match between Uruguay and Italy, I've hurriedly decided to revise my previous definition of a Suarez as follows:

SUAREZ (n.)
Little known Uruguayan mental disorder which prompts a sudden and uncontrollable hunger for raw human flesh, preferably European. An event usually culminates in a grovelling apology and a promise never to do it again (which no-one will now believe)!

Suarez bites Otman Bakkal in 2010


Suarez bites Branislav Ivanovic in 2013


Giorgio Chiellini's shoulder shows bite marks in 2014