Following the events of this evening's match between Uruguay and Italy, I've hurriedly decided to revise my previous definition of a Suarez as follows:
SUAREZ (n.)
Little known Uruguayan mental disorder which prompts a sudden and uncontrollable hunger for raw human flesh, preferably European. An event usually culminates in a grovelling apology and a promise never to do it again (which no-one will now believe)!
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| Suarez bites Otman Bakkal in 2010 |
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| Suarez bites Branislav Ivanovic in 2013 |
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| Giorgio Chiellini's shoulder shows bite marks in 2014 |
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