Well, my new footballing vocabulary is nothing like that, because it's just going to run and run and run, irrespective of whether anyone still understands it - like Lost.
POLL (n.) - medical term (latin name - numeratus nobus)
A sudden, inexplicable inability to differentiate between the numbers 2 and 3.
Example of usage - 'I went to buy ice creams for the children, suffered a Poll, and ended up buying one too many!'
To Zidane someone (not necessarily Italian) when the recipient is seated.
To crush something e.g. nuts.
Example of usage - 'Ow. I've just Vinnied my finger in the door. Get me some witch hazel.'
Something that should be impenetrable but, when tested, is found to be dangerously flawed.
Example of usage - The Green Zone in Baghdad.
1. (vb.) To weep.
2. (adj.) Pissed.
Examples of usage:
1. Having grazed her knee, Emma gazzaed loudly.
2. After seven pints of lager, Frank was well and truly gazza-ed.'
A bizarre sexual act where ejaculant is thrown great distances.
Etymology - word is thought to have originated in Paris in the mid-1990s